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Sponsorship
- Yes, we like sponsors.
- Yes, we take money.
- No, it cannot be in foreign currency.
We are a cookbook, not a currency desk. If your treasury runs on enthusiasm and euros, we're flattered—please convert to something our accountant can explain without crying. USD is lovely. Weird stablecoins get a side-eye and a slow reply.
Tiers
Tier 1
$3
one time
Gets Stephan to smile and like you. Cheap dopamine for everyone involved.
Tier 2
$49.99
per month
Gets Stephan to keep looking at your website and think you're cool. Ongoing validation, billed monthly like a gym membership you actually use.
Tier 3
$150
per year
Gets you mentioned in absolutely everything Stephan says to anyone he talks to. Weddings, baristas, vendor calls—brand saturation, whether they asked or not. (Within reason. We are not monsters. We are simply enthusiastic.)
Checkout, contracts, and which tier legally obligates Stephan to smile: coming soon—ping us if you want in early and we'll figure out something that makes the tax person only mildly concerned.